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  • My New Name is Dipsy Dippin Face Whats YOURS

    We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
    takes a minute.

    Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to
    everyone you know including the person that sent it
    to you.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
    subject box and forward it to friends and family
    and co-workers.

    The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to
    determine your New first name:

    a = snickle
    b = doombah
    c = goober
    d = cheesey
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = dumbo
    h = farcus
    i = dorky
    j = doofus
    k = funky
    l = boobie
    m = sleezy
    n = sloopy
    o = fluffy
    p = stinky
    q = slimy
    r = dorfus
    s = snooty
    t = tootsie
    u = dipsy
    v = sneezy
    w = liver
    x = skippy
    y = dinky
    z = zippy

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to
    determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = dippin
    b = feather
    c = batty
    d = burger
    e = chicken
    f = barffy
    g= lizard
    h = waffle
    i = farkle
    j = monkey
    k = flippin
    l = fricken
    m = bubble
    n = rhino
    o = potty
    p = hamster
    q = buckle
    r = gizzard
    s = lickin
    t = snickle
    u = chuckle
    v = pickle
    w = hubble
    x = dingle
    y = gorilla
    z = girdle

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to

    the second half of your new last name:

    a = butt
    b = boob
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = hump
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = head
    l = tush
    m = chunks
    n = dunkin
    o = brains
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = doodle
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = frack
    w = squirt
    x = humperdinck
    y = hiney
    z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

    Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as
    the subject.

    And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.


Chris said...

HI!! From "dorfus waffle lips"

bethany said...

hello from "tootsie chickendoodle"

hahahahahaha that was absolutely great! <3

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