Dipsy Dippin Face

• My New Name is Dipsy Dippin Face Whats YOURS
  
  We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
  takes a minute.
  
  Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to
  everyone you know including the person that sent it
  to you.
  
  Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
  
  Here is your dose of humor...
  
  A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
  
  B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
  subject box and forward it to friends and family
  and co-workers.
  
  
  The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
  names...So:-
  
  1. Use the third letter of your first name to
  determine your New first name:
  
  a = snickle
  b = doombah
  c = goober
  d = cheesey
  e = crusty
  f = greasy
  g = dumbo
  h = farcus
  i = dorky
  j = doofus
  k = funky
  l = boobie
  m = sleezy
  n = sloopy
  o = fluffy
  p = stinky
  q = slimy
  r = dorfus
  s = snooty
  t = tootsie
  u = dipsy
  v = sneezy
  w = liver
  x = skippy
  y = dinky
  z = zippy
  
  2. Use the second letter of your last name to
  determine the first half of your new last name:
  
  a = dippin
  b = feather
  c = batty
  d = burger
  e = chicken
  f = barffy
  g= lizard
  h = waffle
  i = farkle
  j = monkey
  k = flippin
  l = fricken
  m = bubble
  n = rhino
  o = potty
  p = hamster
  q = buckle
  r = gizzard
  s = lickin
  t = snickle
  u = chuckle
  v = pickle
  w = hubble
  x = dingle
  y = gorilla
  z = girdle
  
  
  
  3. Use the third letter of your last name to
  determine
  
  the second half of your new last name:
  
  a = butt
  b = boob
  c = face
  d = nose
  e = hump
  f = breath
  g = pants
  h = shorts
  i = lips
  j = honker
  k = head
  l = tush
  m = chunks
  n = dunkin
  o = brains
  p = biscuits
  q = toes
  r = doodle
  s = fanny
  t = sniffer
  u = sprinkles
  v = frack
  w = squirt
  x = humperdinck
  y = hiney
  z = juice
  
  Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
  
  
  Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as
  the subject.
  
  And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.